February 13 2009
On this day, I learned that there is a man in France, who wears a lot. He says he likes to be prepared for any eventuality.
I learned how to calculate areal speed from a period for a satellite in circular orbit around the earth. If you multiply the speed by the period, you get the circumference of the circle, so you can get the velocity in terms of the diameter or vice versa, then fill in the equation “1/radius of the orbit = gearthRadearth2/ radius2velocity2. TRUE STORY.
I learned mom was going to try to give up smoking (again); wish her luck! She says she’s going to get a prescription for some pill and nasal spray to inhibit the boost of moral courage she gets from nicotine. She says when she tried the patch, she had the urge to rip it off and chew on it. Hardcore.
I learned when “crowning” occurs during the birth process. I also learned that there is a NSFW statue of this instant, modelled by your favorite Britney Spears.
Speaking of birth, I learned that little kids are still making babies. When are they going to get the idea?